Zen:            Shit happens

Muslims:            Shit is God's will

Jews:            This shit is all your fault - repent!

Christians:    Forgive people's shit as you wish them to forgive yours

Buddists:    Same shit over and over

Hinduists:    900 Million kinds of shit

Nihilists:    No shit

Communists:    Your shit is our shit

Capitalists:    Don't mess with my shit

Realists:        Same shit, different day

Rastafarians:    This is good shit!

Existentialists:    Life is a vast sea of shit

Unionists:        You're going to have to take my shit!

Seperatists:    Blue shit is so much better than red shit

Americans:    We are the biggest shits

Canadians:    Please excuse my shit

French:        Our shit is aged in the finest Oak barrels using a traditional process and costs $200

Anarchists:    It's all shit anyway

Libertarians:    Let me deal with my own shit

Vegans:        We recycle our shit